Decapitated Dildos Discovered After Dykes' Domestic Dispute

A Florida woman called the cops after to report that her ex-girlfriend cut the heads off three of her sex toys after the woman broke up with her.

According to a River County Sheriff's Office police report, 32-year-old Lakenya Bristol brought three damaged dildos to the deputy to report that her ex-girlfriend, 37-year-old Regina Watts, had cut off the heads.

The incident allegedly occurred in mid-November, shortly after Bristol was arrested for domestic violence. The woman said that Watts subsequently broke up with her and packed up her belongings.

When the deputy interviewed Watts, she denied any knowledge of the damaged dildos, an as reported in The Smoking Gun, "assumed the damage occurred after the personal belongings were removed from her custody."

The sheriff's report details the criminal mischief case as closed on Dec. 31 for "lack of further investigative leads," but this is just the tip of the proverbial iceberg as relates to dildo-related disturbances.

In a similar case, two South Carolina women reportedly were involved in a domestic disturbance on Thanksgiving Day 2013 when Rock Hill woman Arteesha Donaldson and her girlfriend Latoya Hudson fought over a missing dildo.

According to the Huffington Post, Hudson told police that Donaldson "began looking for her detachable latex penis," became upset when she couldn't find it and threw an ironing board at Hudson. Donaldson counters that she threw the ironing board at the floor.

Police arrested Donaldson when a NCIC search revealed she had outstanding warrants in a neighboring country; The Smoking Gun reported that the woman was charged with misdemeanor assault and battery.